Questions of the day:

• Why does the first day of school exist? 
• Why have teachers stopped handing out syllabuses? And why does them not handing them out prevent the discussion of said syllabuses?
• Why is this first day of school so darn stressful? 
• The answer to this question is probably as follows: I still don't know what I'm going to be when I grow up. (I grow up in 3.6 months)
• What should I be when I grow up?