Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Did you know?

I've been taking Infection and Immunity this semester and it has been fascinating to say the least. Because of this class, I will undoubtedly be a germophobic cleaner and paranoid mother. However, due to the lack of anyone wanting me to disturb their appetites or dreams, I will sum up what I've learned this semester in a few succinct bullets:
  • Wash your hands.
  • Breastfeed your children.
  • Vaccinate your children, yourself, your dog, and your mom. Also, your neighbors and their children, dogs, and mothers.
  • Wash your hands.
  • Sewer systems are good.
  • Wash your hands.
  • Breastfeed your children.
  • Wash your hands.
  • Vitamin C will not save you from having a cold and too much zinc in your body can be toxic.
  • Ulcers can be caused by bacteria and some people get Nobel prizes for drinking bacteria.
  • Wash your hands.
  • Breastfeed your children.
  • WASH YOUR HANDS!
  • Get your shots.
  • Refrigerate your food and cook everything to the appropriate temperature. Often, bringing stuff to a boil will make you less likely to die.
  • Wash your hands.
  • Breastfeed your babies.
  • Wash your hands.

2 comments:

  1. For some reason, I feel the need to wash my hands.

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  2. Have I told you lately that I love you? Also, I love this post...

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