Monday, December 13, 2010

I won't say I'm in love....

Facts about finals week:
  • Pajamas are considered appropriate clothing for 80% of the day
  • You get to get rid of your textbooks and get money for them.
  • It's possible to spend more time in line for the testing center than actually taking your test.
  • No classes.
  • The ability to work any where from 10 to 40 hours without anyone caring.
  • You study until you stop caring. Then you take your test. Then you don't have to worry about that class again.
  • Throwing away your notebook is acceptable.
  • Burning it is also allowed.
  • It's the Christmas season, so baking is acceptable.
  • You have to take five million tests, so baking is expected.
  • Study parties can consist of junk food and beautiful movies. Like "How to Train Your Dragon." (this movie may or may not have been rented from Red Box 6 minutes ago... and may or may not be played in 20 minutes)
The conclusion: Finals week won't kill you. It might make you stronger. It might make you sick. It might make you cry. It might make you laugh. But don't worry: Christmas makes everything better.

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