- Pajamas are considered appropriate clothing for 80% of the day
- You get to get rid of your textbooks and get money for them.
- It's possible to spend more time in line for the testing center than actually taking your test.
- No classes.
- The ability to work any where from 10 to 40 hours without anyone caring.
- You study until you stop caring. Then you take your test. Then you don't have to worry about that class again.
- Throwing away your notebook is acceptable.
- Burning it is also allowed.
- It's the Christmas season, so baking is acceptable.
- You have to take five million tests, so baking is expected.
- Study parties can consist of junk food and beautiful movies. Like "How to Train Your Dragon." (this movie may or may not have been rented from Red Box 6 minutes ago... and may or may not be played in 20 minutes)
The conclusion: Finals week won't kill you. It might make you stronger. It might make you sick. It might make you cry. It might make you laugh. But don't worry: Christmas makes everything better.
Amen sista. Slurp.
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